Clay Pigeon Enthusiast Gifts

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

'So we stopped using clays and started using our credit cards.'

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'Pull...'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

About the potter.

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

Pottery

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Carrier Pigeons

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

Nelson.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'Not more junk mail!'

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Dreams of different species.

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

Potter

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

"You have two unread messages."

Second homing pigeon

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'