Clay Pigeon Shooting Gifts

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

Clay pigeon shooting for devils

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'Pull...'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Pigeon Memos

Pottery

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

Dreams of different species.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

'Not more junk mail!'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

I love Pottery.

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

Potter

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

'Bring a few home - We've got nothing for dinner!'

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Second homing pigeon

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

Mail by carrier pigeon

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

Homeless Pigeon.

'Magic'