Clay Target Enthusiast Gifts

'Bring a few home - We've got nothing for dinner!'

Bullseye!

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Pull...'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

About the potter.

William Wallace and Gromit

Pottery

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

Potter

Skeets Champion.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"Your resume is impressive."

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Hunting Out of Season

A group of hunters.

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

'Oh that, Laura went on a hunting trip with her boss a couple of monthe ago.'

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

Light Artillery

How the Moon was formed.

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

"Turns out the biggest mistake a hunter can make is sleeping with the wife of the town's only taxidermist."

"Last month's fire drill was pretty alarming for all of us actually."

Falling well before Pliocene or Pleistocene Epochs, the Plasticine Period was regarded as a difficult time for anyone who was not called Gumby or his Pony Pal Pokey.

'It's a cement mixer.'

Pottery class for pensioners.

Medic target.

Early starter gun development

A man having difficulty staying on his horse.