Clay Art Enthusiast Gifts

'It's a cement mixer.'

Early Business Planning

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Europa takes a selfie

About the potter.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Sexting

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Modeling gig

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Cave Painter

Pottery

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'Kip paints caves.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'It's a mystery to me how these people produce such healthy-looking children.'

Park statues horse and rider.