Clay Creators Gifts

'He says he's found a niche in the market, just think. . . there probably adorning someones mantlepiece by now.'

"I love your work!"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

About the potter.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

William Wallace and Gromit

Pottery

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

I love Pottery.

Potter

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

Turkey draws picture of a human.

How the Moon was formed.

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

'So how are the pottery classes going hon?'

"He's friendly, but the class is tough."

Falling well before Pliocene or Pleistocene Epochs, the Plasticine Period was regarded as a difficult time for anyone who was not called Gumby or his Pony Pal Pokey.

'It's a cement mixer.'

Toys and Games. When you told me to order play dough, did you mean modeling compound or Monopoly money?

"Last month's fire drill was pretty alarming for all of us actually."

Pottery class for pensioners.

Harry/Hairy Potter Film

All pottery hand-thrown