Clay Crafter Gifts

All pottery hand-thrown

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"He's an abstract artist."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Cross-country knitting.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Pottery

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"I had to get braces."

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

Wooly mammoth

I love Pottery.

Potter

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

" know a bargain when I see one!"

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

Boating trip

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

Garden Art

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

How the Moon was formed.

Life Drawing Class

"Homey Claus!"

'So how are the pottery classes going hon?'