Clay Sculptor Gifts

I love Pottery.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

Sculptor's chippings

About the potter.

Sand Snowmen

Son burying his dad in sand

Baker

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

clown fish

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Pottery

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

"I could do that."

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Making Sandcastles

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'