Clay Artist Gifts

Harry/Hairy Potter Film

'So how are the pottery classes going hon?'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I love your work!"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

About the potter.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Pottery Slam

William Wallace and Gromit

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Pottery

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Artisanal Pottery

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Man Painting Road.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

I love Pottery.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Potter

Teapot

Where Jelly Beans Come From...

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'