Clay Crafting Aficionado Gifts

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"She's a natural!"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Beyond Dante

About the potter.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

William Wallace and Gromit

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Pottery

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Artisanal Pottery

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

A man working on a model airplane

Greek Vase

I love Pottery.

Potter

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'