Pigeon Aficionado Gifts

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Penguin

Egyptian Football

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I'm in disguise."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

Penguin Remote

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."