Pigeon Admirer Gifts

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

"Location, location, location."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Between ourselves sir, I'm starting to suspect somebody is tampering with these messages en route'

George Bush Statue

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

Churchill's Reputation

"I've done a test Dad: my homing instinct is actually more accurate than my GPS Sat-Nav..."

"Okay, maybe I have been standing here too long!"

Dreams of different species.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

'Magic'

Bird Messaging

Al, do you ever feel like the rest of the world is passing you by? Yes, but I tell myself it's only pigeons and squirrels. That's why I like sitting in the park.

"Bread crumb donations are indeed down."

"I would like to speak to my representative concerning pigeons."

"Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus!"

"But this one's an Italian pigeon! 
We don't have them like this back home."

"Walking may burn more calories, but you're three times as likely to nosh."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Baroque Peacock

A little bird told me...

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"Best project manager we ever had."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Teddy and friends.

Prosecco Peacock

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'