Pigeon Post Admirer Gifts

Baroque Peacock

'Jurassic Pork.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Teddy and friends.

Prosecco Peacock

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

Giuseppe Verdi

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Squeal like a pig!

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Unplug and chill out."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Fine Print Letters

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

Penguin identity parade

"There's a tell."