Pigeon Admirer Pillows

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

"Location, location, location."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Between ourselves sir, I'm starting to suspect somebody is tampering with these messages en route'

Churchill's Reputation

"I've done a test Dad: my homing instinct is actually more accurate than my GPS Sat-Nav..."

"Okay, maybe I have been standing here too long!"

Dreams of different species.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

'Magic'

Bird Messaging

"Bread crumb donations are indeed down."

"I would like to speak to my representative concerning pigeons."

"Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus!"

"But this one's an Italian pigeon! 
We don't have them like this back home."

"Walking may burn more calories, but you're three times as likely to nosh."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Baroque Peacock

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

A little bird told me...

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Prosecco Peacock

Teddy and friends.

Love knows no boundaries.

Marcel Marceau's parrot