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"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Carrier Pigeons

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Have you seen my dad?"

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Egyptian Football

Penguin

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Penguin Remote

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."