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'Slim just can't get use to that target thrower.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Egyptian Football

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'Pull...'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

About the potter.

Pigeon Memos

'Ed says Ben is flushing birds than any dog he ever saw. At the time, Ben was trying to point.'

'We should talk more.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'See you later darling, I'm going on a short waddle...'

Pottery

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

'My assistant Mr. Bird can tell you what I think of you much better than I as your boss could do.'

Nelson.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

Dreams of different species.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'Not more junk mail!'

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."