Pigeon-loving Park Goer Gifts

Three old people on a park bench are out feeding pigeons with lunch trays, as if they were in a soup line.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Penguin

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"I'm in disguise."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

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