Pigeon-loving Park Goer Pillows

Three old people on a park bench are out feeding pigeons with lunch trays, as if they were in a soup line.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Penguin

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"I'm in disguise."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Penguin Remote