Pigeon Pun Lover Pillows

"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Penguin suit fitting.

"Are you cold dear?"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

New York Scatological Society

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Australian Mobile Bar

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "