Chicken Pun Lover Pillows

... To get a better signal.

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A bit of Newlyn.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

Australian Mobile Bar

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Chicken Road Crossing

Stonehens

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"