Chicken Joke Lover Pillows

'It was the M25, Junction 14; your father crossed over to the other side. In more ways than one.'

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A bit of Newlyn.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Stonehens

Chicken Road Crossing

"Spring Chicken"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls