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The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Tasty bird.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

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'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

Hen Night

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Suddenly, the line went dead.

The Colonel at home.

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Fee Range Chickens

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

Chicken Crime Scene.

Chicken

Liberty

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'