Poultry Pun Lover Pillows

'They're all by different dads.'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Chickent to rooster: 'I feel like something different tonight. How about some Kentucky Fried Colonel?'

"Have you heard the story of the eggs?. . .Two bad."

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

Humpty Dumpty egg laid by a chicken.

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'You give me goose bumps.'

Patricia lays them in the aisles.

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Tasty bird.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

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"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'