'They're all by different dads.'
Poultry Pun Lover Gifts
If you're hunting for a gift that strikes a funny bone, poultry pun lovers will appreciate clever chicken, egg, and farmyard humor across our range. Perfect for those who enjoy a good pun and a dash of farmyard fun, our products make humorous keepsakes that poultry enthusiasts will adore. Whether they’re cracking up over a pun or egging themselves on, these gifts will brighten their day and add some farmyard wit to their decor and wardrobe.
Suddenly, the line went dead.
"Dayum. She bootylicious."
Chickent to rooster: 'I feel like something different tonight. How about some Kentucky Fried Colonel?'
"Have you heard the story of the eggs?. . .Two bad."
"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."
The Rooster Comedian.
'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'
Humpty Dumpty egg laid by a chicken.
'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).
'You give me goose bumps.'
Patricia lays them in the aisles.
'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'
Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.
"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."
'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'
"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."
'Henrietta is so self-confident.'
Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.
Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.
Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.
"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"
"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."
Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.
'Honey, the babysitter's here.'
'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.
A classic example of Poultry in Motion.
'Tasty bird.'
"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"
'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'
'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'
Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'
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"No one can afford to eat us anymore."
'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'
Poultry Pun Lover Gifts Collection
Poultry Pun Lover Mugs
Discover more poultry pun products on our mugs page. Find hilarious designs perfect for farmyard humor lovers.
Poultry Pun Lover Pillows
Check out our poultry pun pillows for a cozy, humorous touch to any room that farmyard fans will adore.
Poultry Pun Lover Prints
Browse our poultry pun prints to add witty farmyard charm to your home decor or gift collection.
Poultry Pun Lover T-Shirts
Explore our collection of poultry pun t-shirts. Perfect for anyone who loves to wear their sense of humor and farmyard fun.