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Poultry Pun Lovers Gifts
If you adore poultry puns and want to share your love for clever chicken jokes, our collection of witty and punny items is just the ticket. From quirky mugs to playful prints, find the perfect gift that brings a little feathered fun into everyday life. Whether you're shopping for a poultry pun lover or yourself, these humor-filled products will make any day brighter and more amusing.
Jesus 'raising' chickens as a kid
"I think we need a mission statement."
The Rooster Comedian.
'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'
"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."
'Henrietta is so self-confident.'
Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.
Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.
"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."
Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.
"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"
"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."
Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.
"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"
'Tasty bird.'
A classic example of Poultry in Motion.
"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."
'Honey, the babysitter's here.'
'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'
'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'
Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'
On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.
"Gesundtheit, Dear."
"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"
'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).
'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'
"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."
"No one can afford to eat us anymore."
Hen Night
The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls
The Colonel at home.
"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
Suddenly, the line went dead.
Fee Range Chickens
Poultry Pun Lovers Gifts Collection
Poultry Pun Lovers Mugs
Explore our full range of poultry pun mugs for more eggs-quisite designs and clever jokes that will brighten any coffee break.
Poultry Pun Lovers Pillows
Discover our poultry pun pillows, combining comfort and comedy to add a feathered touch of humor to your living space.
Poultry Pun Lovers Prints
Browse our poultry pun prints and bring witty, egg-citing art into your home or office décor for a daily dose of laughter.
Poultry Pun Lovers T-Shirts
Check out our poultry pun t-shirts to find hilarious, chicken-inspired humor perfect for everyday wear or special occasions.