"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
Poultry Pun Appreciator Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who appreciates poultry puns? Our collection offers witty and playful products that celebrate their love of clever wordplay and farmyard humor. From amusing mugs to quirky t-shirts, find just the right thing to make them smile and cluck with delight.
The Rooster Comedian.
Funky Facts: Football.
'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'
Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.
Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.
"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."
'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'
Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'
"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"
"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"
'Honey, the babysitter's here.'
'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'
On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.
"Gesundtheit, Dear."
"No one can afford to eat us anymore."
'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).
"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."
Hen Night
'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'
Suddenly, the line went dead.
"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."
"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."
"Dayum. She bootylicious."
"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."
"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."
Hen Behaving Badly.
It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.
Humpty the Game Warden
'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'
"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"
'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'
"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."
"Who's Next ?"
'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'
Poultry Pun Appreciator Gifts Collection
Poultry Pun Appreciator Mugs
Explore our full range of poultry pun mugs for more hilarious and witty designs that will brighten any bird lover’s day.
Poultry Pun Appreciator Pillows
Discover our poultry pun pillows for funny and adorable accents that make any room more cheerful and pun-derful.
Poultry Pun Appreciator Prints
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Poultry Pun Appreciator T-Shirts
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