Poultry Admirer Gifts

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Oh, girls - someone left something verrry special on the couch.'

Eureka Moment.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Tasty bird.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Spring Chicken"

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

The Colonel at home.

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Suddenly, the line went dead.

Fee Range Chickens