Poultry Admirer Gifts

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Oh, girls - someone left something verrry special on the couch.'

Eureka Moment.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Tasty bird.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"Spring Chicken"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

The Colonel at home.

Suddenly, the line went dead.

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'