Whimsical Poultry Admirer Gifts

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Tasty bird.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"Spring Chicken"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Hen Night

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Suddenly, the line went dead.

The Colonel at home.

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'