Poultry Enthusiast Gifts

A panel of chicken judges grade another chicken's newly laid egg.

'Say, did you know that we actually only use a very small portion of our brain?'

'I owe my success to my mother, who egged me on.'

Chicken's playing snooker with eggs,

Chicken Labour.

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

Turkey with an ax to grind.

'Could I jump in front of you? I'm bursting to lay I think I might Egg myself.'

'We start them working at a young age.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

Attilla the Hen.

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"And as the hand reached in the coop a voice whispered; 'you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelette'!"

'Well, I don't know how to check if they are fertilized! But, we need to figure it out before your parents get home!'

'Look, just do the best you can.'

Where Washington's chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.

An omelet waiting to happen

The Colonel at home.

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

Knock-knock 'Who's there?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

Free-Range Chickens

"Don't worry about it. It's probably just a head cold."

"I love this time of year when turkeys get theirs."

"Edna and I have been together since she was a spring chicken."

"Twenty bucks says you can't cross the road!"

"This stuff tastes like chicken."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"Congratulations! Your first?"

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"Free-range is when we give the chickens a head start."

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

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