Poultry Appreciator Gifts

A Hen with her false beak in a glass.

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Tasty bird.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

The Colonel at home.

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Fee Range Chickens

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Chicken Crime Scene.

Liberty

Chicken

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

Hen Behaving Badly.