Poultry Farm Enthusiast Gifts

The Untold History of General Tso.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"She wishes to range free!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Can he come out and play?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

'Tasty bird.'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."