Poultry Farmers Gifts

'You knew he was going into the family business when you married him.'

Battery Hens

Chickens on the Moon

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"She wishes to range free!"

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Superstock'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."