Poultry Raising Gifts

'...Cockle-doodle-doo! Not cockle-doodle-whatever.'

Notice Board - Free Range Eggs with arrows pointing in opposite directions

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

"She wishes to range free!"

Fresh eggs...extremely fresh eggs.

Egg!

Chicken at the door to the Slaughter Room with a sign reading 'The End Is Near'.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Judgement

"I'm moulting, I'm moulting."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Superstock'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."