Poultry Farming Gifts

Chickens one side - Foxes other side - Crisis Management in the middle.

"What's the occasion?"

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

'Look on the bright side Louise! At least you'll get rid of your migraine!'

'Can you take a little off the top, please?'

'It's just not right! We're girls, we need our own rooms!'

"We're with the IRS. We have reason to believe you may have counted your chickens before they hatched."

Battery Hens.

"It's from GMO feed."

"Lose those fantasies of exacting vengeance from the afterlife. Our best hope is a mild case of salmonella."

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

Chicken with pushchair.

"Wait a second. You don't look like the veterinarian."

"On behalf of Farmer Brown, I am proud to present Lucy with her "One Thousand Eggs" certificate: Congratulations!"

"We can't break the laws of nature, the workers can only lay a maximum of one egg a day: To increase production, you need to recruit..."

"Profits are up since moving to battery hens!"

"You thought who was extinct dear?"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Today some foxes raided Farmer Jameson's coop and ate his chickens. At this point experts say there is no evidence to suggest it was a religiously motivated act of terror."

"Total waste of money if you ask me."

Chickens on the Moon

"Look what marmalade."

"Don't fall for it! He's just trying to fatten you up for Thanksgiving!"

"Why are you giving them whiskey?"

"You worry once a year, we are at risk year round."

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

"We need to deliver urgently but the machine is broken and we can't find the technician. . . could you please. . ."

"On the basis you have nothing to give thanks for this past year, what say you spare us the chop?"

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Egg Catch

Maternity ward on the farm.

Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

'You knew he was going into the family business when you married him.'

Hetty didn't like to be watched while she worked!