Poultry Farmer Gifts

'Say hello, everyone, to Bert Phelps. He'll be taking the job of security manager for our entire poultry products division!'

'If you look at paragraph 23 section 12 you'll see that your comprehensive life insurance does not in fact cover the thanksgiving holiday period.'

'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'I'm struggling to do my timesheet: Do you remember if I laid an egg on Tuesday?'

Chickens one side - Foxes other side - Crisis Management in the middle.

A panel of chicken judges grade another chicken's newly laid egg.

American Heatwave: 'Hard-boiled again, Martha?'

"What's the occasion?"

'...Cockle-doodle-doo! Not cockle-doodle-whatever.'

'Well, yes, we are having you for dinner this evening, and, no, you don't have to bring wine!'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.

'Can he come out and play?'

'I've struggle with weight problems since birth. I was a 'Jumbo' egg.'

'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'

'I do my own thing.'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'Hey look, I'm a bucket of chicken.'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'

Free range chicken

'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

'Will you stop! You're running around like a chicken with its head...'

"I suppose it had to happen sooner or later."

"Hey come on buddy...have a heart!"

Cloning lab

'Look on the bright side Louise! At least you'll get rid of your migraine!'

One more reason why puns should be banned from the workplace.

'Small, medium or large?'

Man in down winter coat meets shivering plucked geese.

"I can assure you our eggs only come from free range chickens."

'It's just not right! We're girls, we need our own rooms!'