Poultry Keeper Gifts

Chicken Feed

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"That law against keeping chickens inside the city limits is so crazy."

"Don't fall for it! He's just trying to fatten you up for Thanksgiving!"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"She wishes to range free!"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

bird interprets modern art

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'Superstock'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Can he come out and play?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.