Birdkeeping Gifts

Parrot: 'Don't put your finger in there, he bites!'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'He's tweeting!'

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

Parakeet Quarrels

Consider a Pet...someone with a bigger beak than me!

"Well, what do you expect? Would you sing if you were locked up all day?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'You know too much!'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Canada Goose Jackets