Bird Care Gifts

Genius Parrot

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Do me next."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

The Worm Charmer

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Canada Goose Jackets

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Bird Torture.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Spring Training