Poultry Care Gifts

'Small, medium or large?'

'It's so hot, I've been feeding the chickens ice cubes just to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs!'

"It's about time! You guys have been MURDER on my hemorrhoids."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Foster failure"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Quick, start the car!"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Billy. The Kid.

Dog Walking Services

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."