Bird Caring Gifts

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Do me next."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

The Worm Charmer

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Bird Torture.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Canada Goose Jackets

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

Spring Training