Bird Conservation Gifts

"You fly into a window, too?"

A Symphony of Penguins

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Children's Parties

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

Cat in a tank...

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'You know too much!'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"