Bird Enthusiasts Gifts

Cat gives bird Valentine's Card.

Ornithological studies performed by Dr. Worthington proved definitively that 4 out of 5 birds prefer apples to windows.

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

Customer:'What's new?' Assistant: 'We've just received a shipment of Columbian parrots!' Parrot: 'Polly wants some crack!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Why the chicken crossed the road.

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

'For heaven's sake! The budgie went back in his cage half-an-hour ago!'

Birds Skating on Frozen Bird Bath

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'Yes, I was his trainer ... and yes, I do birthday parties.'

'Did someone forget to circle before dinner.'

'It's just not fair: As soon as I start making new friends, we have to migrate again...'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

"Congratulations! Now you get to eat bugs!"

"Who here likes impressions?"

"Empty? How can you call this 'empty'? What's empty about it?"

"You calm down."

"Of course you're a flight risk! We're all flight risks!"

"We can fly. You know that, right?"

"How dare you! I actually identify as a pretty girl!"

"My mom's vomit. How 'bout you?"

"Why are you surprised we're having leftovers? It's all we ever eat!"

"He acts all swan-like, but he's just a grebe."

"You spoil that canary."

'Whatever Dad: I don't give a hoot!'

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

"Derek wants to migrate to Corfu but I quite fancy Ibiza"

'Who's a pretty boy?'

'So, Mrs Cuckoo, why would I grant you Maternity Leave when we all know you don't raise your own children?'

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

"So you are responsible for the biggest data piracy in our companys' history - Linda, my own secretary! Step away from the PC, you thieving magpie!"

"Non-conformists!"