Bird Aficionados Gifts

'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'

'It's a chicken.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Life is for the birds.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Knight feeding his kids.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Spring Training

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."