Birds Gifts

"Take your time."

Cat gives bird Valentine's Card.

"It's like I'm actually walking."

Happy Valentine's Day

Various Birds of Pray.

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'Forget everything I told you about flying.'

"Love your work."

"God, I hate to fly."

'You call that an egg? I'll show you an egg!'

Coping Strategies

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

'No way was that decaf.'

'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Elder Assist Bird.

'Only his closest associates are allowed to call him Peking'

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"How sick are you feeling?"

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

Mother bird feeding worm to four chicks in nest who are all yelling for pizza.

So this 'flamingo'diet, does it work?

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'

'...dunno what happened...on the way up here, I smacked into this turkey vulture and...'