Birding Gifts

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

'Why can't you become obsessed by TROPICAL birds?!'

Angels flock to a bird-feeder.

Thieving magpie perched on top of CCTV camera.

Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

'I'm off feeding with my girlfirends for a few weeks: Have fun keeping the egg warm...'

Hmmingbirds.

Bird with sign out front of desk, 'Branch Manager'.

Falconry in the Falklands never really got going.

'So what's new?'

'Yes,I know, but where do you suppose I'm going to find a rhino around here?'

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

'Those are seagulls! Look it up!

'It's him again.'

"Antelope again Mum! I don't like antelope..."

"Boy I hate flying through spider webs!"

Clark's Nutcracker

Field Guide to the Birds of Cheshire...

Overdone bird jokes

"Over the past couple of years, I've noticed that bird-watchers get more and more excited when they spot us: are we now an endangered species?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

If desk unattended, please press buzzard

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

The Abominable Snowbird - 'Me want bread crumbs!'

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.

'We can't afford this place, there aren't enough worms!'

'Another successful heist!'

"Who died?"

"Nice work, son. You missed the car but you nailed his bald spot."

"Look, professor, a Tibetan Blackbird or Turdus Maximus."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."