Birds Pillows

"Take your time."

Cat gives bird Valentine's Card.

"It's like I'm actually walking."

Happy Valentine's Day

Various Birds of Pray.

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'Forget everything I told you about flying.'

"Love your work."

The Most Confusing Day of the Year For Penguins

'You call that an egg? I'll show you an egg!'

"God, I hate to fly."

'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'

Coping Strategies

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Bleep bleep!'

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'

'No way was that decaf.'

'Only his closest associates are allowed to call him Peking'

Elder Assist Bird.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

So this 'flamingo'diet, does it work?

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

Mother bird feeding worm to four chicks in nest who are all yelling for pizza.

'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'

'Watch the dog. I'm going to do my can opener impression.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'