Birdfeeding Gifts

Don't forget the birds - they are having a hard time of it.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Pass that."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."

Feathered frenzy

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

"Fill it up!"