Bird Feeding Fanatic Gifts

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Bird Torture.

"You keep impeccable time."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

French Early Bird

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Pass that."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Tasty bird.'

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

Feathered frenzy

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Humming Bird's Hum.

Old man sharing a picnic with birds

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

Man On Park Bench Feeding Birds And A Drone.