Bird Buffet Enthusiast Gifts

"The food here is great, but the service is a little slow."

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Songbird.

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I'm in disguise."

Happy hour.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Pass that."

'It's a chicken.'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

Hazards of mouse painting

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Sinking Sand

Bird Watching with Binoculars

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'Rhea of the Year.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"