Bird Brunch Lover Gifts

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Polluted geese

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

Knight feeding his kids.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Bird Tweet.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Full English Breakfast.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

No jay walking.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Peace Locked in a Cage

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"