Bird Brunch Lover Mugs

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Knight feeding his kids.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Full English Breakfast.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

No jay walking.

Peace Locked in a Cage

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"